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elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

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iknow-that-feel:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

I just cried so much omg :) this makes me so happy

September 19, 2014 with 16,740 notes via | ©

evilregal1203:

Eve is having none of your shit. 

September 18, 2014 with 23,587 notes via | ©

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
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clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

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anakistarsong:

zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…

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parteira:

excuse me i need your leg